Asia:
- China finally gets a grip on Taiwan
- a huge lake seems to have formed in southern China
- Osaka has had enough of Honshu and moved to a smaller island
North America:

- apparently Saudi Arabian Airlines serves Frankfort, Kentucky. In fact, that's supposed to be Frankfurt, Germany. Oops. Oh and Kentucky seems to have drifted several hundred miles west
- New York and Washington have also moved further inland, possibly to avoid Cloverfield
Africa:
- Nigeria has claimed a large chunk of the Sahara and moved Kano to the middle of it
- Casablanca has acquired another 's'
Europe:
- Ireland has merged with Britain - not good news for the ferry companies and Ryanair!
- Manchester has upped sticks and headed for the Scottish border
- the Channel Tunnel has brought London and Paris closer together, but Saudi Arabian Airlines have brought them even closer
- Brussels is heading for Germany
- Nice has had enough of the Côte d'Azur and moved inland
- Milan has joined Switzerland (never trust a neutral country!) while Prague has moved to Poland
- a new city called "Vieanna" has been formed, possibly by disgruntled Vienna residents
- Istanbul, after centuries of proximity to the Black Sea and Sea of Marmara, has suddenly found itself landlocked
Let's just hope the pilots' navigation charts are more accurate!



This commentary is worthy of a Pulitzer! Too funny...
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