04 May 2009

Geography According to Saudi Arabian Airlines

I recently stumbled across the Saudi Arabian Airlines route map (as one does). It makes great reading for geography buffs.



Asia:

  • China finally gets a grip on Taiwan
  • a huge lake seems to have formed in southern China
  • Osaka has had enough of Honshu and moved to a smaller island


North America:



  • apparently Saudi Arabian Airlines serves Frankfort, Kentucky. In fact, that's supposed to be Frankfurt, Germany. Oops. Oh and Kentucky seems to have drifted several hundred miles west
  • New York and Washington have also moved further inland, possibly to avoid Cloverfield


Africa:

  • Nigeria has claimed a large chunk of the Sahara and moved Kano to the middle of it
  • Casablanca has acquired another 's'


Europe:

  • Ireland has merged with Britain - not good news for the ferry companies and Ryanair!
  • Manchester has upped sticks and headed for the Scottish border
  • the Channel Tunnel has brought London and Paris closer together, but Saudi Arabian Airlines have brought them even closer
  • Brussels is heading for Germany
  • Nice has had enough of the Côte d'Azur and moved inland
  • Milan has joined Switzerland (never trust a neutral country!) while Prague has moved to Poland
  • a new city called "Vieanna" has been formed, possibly by disgruntled Vienna residents
  • Istanbul, after centuries of proximity to the Black Sea and Sea of Marmara, has suddenly found itself landlocked


Let's just hope the pilots' navigation charts are more accurate!

1 comment:

  1. This commentary is worthy of a Pulitzer! Too funny...

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